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FedEx forgets how to deliver packages

FedEx has apparently forgotten how to deliver packages, because two recent packages I sent out came back to me, marked “3 att”, which I suppose means three delivery attempts were made. The punchline is they never made it out of my home state. What’s worse, they’re marked as “Delivered” on the FedEx website. See below. [...]

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Our iMac’s busted, again

It looks like the Montgomery Mall Apple Store did not fix our iMac properly the last time we took it in. That’s on top of the 10-day wait it took them to order parts, replace them, and run “extensive” tests…
It’s been working fine for the last month and a half since I got it back. [...]

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Goodbye little bird, goodbye

As I was about to walk into work at the start of May, I saw a little bird on the ground, trying to walk but unable to do so. The poor thing was convulsing, and its head kept rotating wildly. Two other birds were nearby, a blue thrush, and an orange-chested robin. At first I [...]

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Please don’t pick your nose while driving

Fair warning: if you’re squeamish, you may want to skip this post. This is a follow-up to my write-up about other disgusting things people do.
On the way to work this morning, I pulled out to exit the highway. I always monitor the other cars around when I do that, because it’s the safe thing to [...]

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Let me see your b00bs…

When I watch this video clip from Google Video, I’m reminded by a song from Garbage, called “Stupid Girl”. It’s basically about a girl too dumb to realize what she has and what she’s giving away.
Can you believe how little these girls think of themselves? When any dummy with a video camera can talk to [...]

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Bumping off your cousins means you’re the fittest?

Some scientists are patting themselves on the back after publishing the results of their study, which indicated that the killings that took place in the British royal line followed patterns consistent with Darwin’s theory of the survival of the fittest. Quoting:
“It also suggests that human behavior, even family murders, can be consistent with patterns of [...]

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RIAA sues family that doesn’t own a PC

This is funny, but in a very sad and surreal sort of way. The RIAA has now filed suit against a family that doesn’t even own a computer. (!) They maintain the family shared songs illegally online, and they even published a list of those songs. I have to wonder how they shared the songs… [...]

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